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May 7, 2009 at 8:31 pm

Regular Guy–VP ‘Slow Joe’ Washing his Car at the White House—Hoping to Impress a Babe or Two!

» by ODS Expositor in: Humor, Obama White House, VP 'Slow Joe' Biden

On Monday at the White House, Vice President ‘Slow Joe’ Biden parked his 1981 Trans Am in the White House driveway, took his shirt off, and enjoyed a leisurely afternoon washing his classical muscle car and downing a few brews. Who wants to go on a beautiful day like this and preside over a bunch of old folks in the Senate anyway—it’s Spring–time to play hooky!

Here’s a few humorous quotes as he bantered with the WH press corps. and a tour group or two:

"This baby just needs a little scrub down. Gotta get her looking good so I can impress the chicks when I’m cruising down Pennsylvania [Avenue]."

"She’s a real beaut, ain’t she?" said Biden, popping open a wide-mouth can of Coors Light and tilting back his head to take a long drink. "Back when Smokey And The Bandit came out, everyone wanted the black paint job, but looking back now, I’m thankful the dealership didn’t have it in stock."

"Oops, looks like I got a little brewha in the flavor-saver," added Biden, referring to his wispy, four-day-old mustache. "Any of you girls care to join me for another tallboy?"

"They don’t make kick-ass T-tops like this anymore, sweetheart," said Biden, shaking his head in exaggerated disappointment. "And check out these gold snowflake rims. They’re a real bitch to clean, but they’re totally worth it."

"Back in the day we used to call ‘em panty-melters," Biden continued. "One babe caught a glimpse of those rims after a Cinderella concert in ‘86 and she couldn’t get into that backseat fast enough. If any of you girls wanna take a ride, just let ol’ Joe know."

Sure ‘Slow Joe’…but…aren’t you married?